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Hmmmm ...

    * i iz gona liek raid ur frige now *
    * raids ur frige *
    * omg roflmfao lolz *

On a more serious note ...

    I would like to confirm all denials of denied confirmations about stuff and the likes ...
    If you know what I mean, you can be sure that I meant it, unless I didn't ...
    I blame you anyway. That's right, you! And you can't do anything about it ...
    Unless you ask me nicely to withdraw my statement, upon which I may or may not comply, maybe ...
    In any case, this is nonsense, and I deny all responsibility, unless that's not the case, in which case, eugh ...

On a less serious note ...

    Don't click here!

Otherwise ...

    * insert more stupid but amusing ramblings here *