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Hello and welcome!
Evening all! Well, acutally, come to think of it, it may not be evening
where you are right now, or even where I am, but it is at the moment, while
I'm writing this! So I think the best thing to say is probably just hello
and welcome! Please do come in, sit yourself down, and make yourself at
home, and if you want a cup of tea while you're here, well, just ask! Now as
you know, this is my site, all mine, totally, and well, if you didn't know
that, shame on you. Then again, maybe this is your first visit, so you
wouldn't know that yet, really, would you? Oh well, it doesn't really
matter. The fact of the matter is that I made this site, and because of
that, it's just a load of old bollocks, lol. I rarely bother to update this
site, mainly because I'm too lazy, but I tell everybody else that I'm too
busy, haha. On this site you'll find loads of cool, great and wonderfull
things, and if you're lucky, you may even see some flying pigs, lol.
So, yeeaaa, anyway, what is there to
do here?
Well, plenty of stuff I suppose! You could check out the photo gallery,
which is full of ... yes! You guessed it! Photos! Otherwise there is the
section with all the stuff I've made over time, called my creations. There's
loads of strange and wonderful things in there, including my pervious
websites! The other sections, well, they'll get done ... sometime ...
That's all grand and dandy, but is
there any interactive stuff here?
Well, if you're really bored, you could try playing some of the games in the
games section! Some of them are quite good, even for crappy website games,
lol. I especially like the one called Rush Hour. Apart from that, well, you
have soooooooooooooo got to join the forum!! Doing so will guarantee
you eternal life and beauty, a cheque for a million euros, or whatever your
currency is, constant entertainment and the chance of a lifetime to meet
loads of cool and famous people! It really is the best place to be on the
web! Well, maybe not quite, lol, but it is a good laugh, honest! You should
definately drop in and take a look, and if you like it, register and come
and join in the fun with us, you won't regret it, everybody is welcome!
Cool, but all of this is a bit
bland, what else can liven it up a little?
Hmmm ... Oh yea! The music player! You can listen to loads of different
songs on the music player on this site! Well how do you do that then, I hear
you ask. Well, all you have to do is click on the little button in the menu
that says " Start Music Player " and a little windows will open,
where you will be able to choose whatever song you want to listen to! Cool?
Ohhh yes!
Is there anything else ?
Hmmm, not really! All I can say is, I hope you enjoy your visit to my
website and that you come back again soon! Please feel free to contact me
and say hi, I don't bite, honest! lol. Righty, I'll let you get on with it
then, so chop chop, get surfiing, lol! Oh yea, and a special helllllllooooo
to : Hitomi, Justin, Shonuuu, Jon, Ecosse, Shawn and all the other poor sods
who know me, lol ...
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